Quick Q:
If the bacteria on your bathroom mirror asked you to flush them into your computer, how many episodes of the soap opera would you watch inside your kitchen dryer?
– Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, M.D. from Book, EvolutionR
The Best Time!
Poem — Date of Composition: 15th December 2022.
The best time to hear your newborn baby say her first hello is after waking up to a missed call,
A better time for us to make our first sounds would be after learning the first letter of the alphabet,
The best time to do your first magic trick is after coming out as a misunderstood straight mathematician,
And the best time to raise your middle finger is after saying one, two, go!
The best time to get a perfect score is after charging your battery to 100%,
A better time to feel no emotions is before going to the dentist,
The best time to clap in a museum is after you accidentally break a piece of art,
And the best time to teach your daughter about protected sex is after she signs an oath to forever be a nun!
