Quick Q:
I had a dream where the world went to sleep while GOD was talking
But we vibrated at HIS first vowel so we ended up shitting for life!
– Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, M.D., from Book, EvolutionR
A Resourceful Medium
Poem - Date of Composition: 11th December 2022.
An apple never fell on my head but I am not devoid of telling you new things!
You refused to hire me as your problem solver so I’m going to turn you into a reusable toothpick!
I can outlast your lexical terminology, I have an X-ray vision that sees past the end of any medical school!
And I’m going to always keep a fever in your liver, just so your heater never outsmarts my freezer!
You have a right to remain silent but only while you’re in my bathroom!
Like a camera under a staircase, I’ll screen through all your thoughts and then deliver them to you in a timely screenshot!
This mask is not swollen, my voice just gets a little louder whenever I eat some wasabi!
I got a 100% score without sitting for the quadratic examination, I just told my teacher I’m forever leaving all my squares in her triangle!
